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Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.
ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"
by film_ninja October 23, 2012
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bum gulping

The act of preventing a fart by sucking/holding it in to the point where you no longer have to fart.
I was bum gulping my farts during the meeting.
by FlySewAng November 12, 2015
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Bum pussy

Bum pussy is both a proverbial term as well as a noun. Describing the action of a woman showing the vagina from a back facing angle exposing the posterior.
What a splendid bum pussy,

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Come on babes show us the back angle I wanna see the bum pussy
by Skin eplets69 September 19, 2020
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Bubblegum bum

All I can think about is her nice bubblegum bum
by Senators26 March 31, 2016
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Bum ass

A guy whos a fucking bum and nobody likes him. Typically bad at sports and sometimes unintelligent
Bum: Dude you suck at that

Everyone: Bro shut yo bum ass up
by #niggerfag January 13, 2023
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Bum crumb

A bum crumb is an object that is forced up your buttock when you sit on it. It can also be spelt like this: bumb crumb.
What happened doctor? Oh you had a rare inconvenience called a bum crumb also known as the bummeth crumbosis it is when an object becomes suck up ones buttock when they sit on it.
by I'm a smart one April 21, 2020
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choccy bum

When you take a shit and it goes messy, wiping takes forever and it looks like melted chocolate smelling of shit.
"I'm gonna be a while in here, I've got a choccy bum!"
by Arsebiscuits82 May 27, 2018
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