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Employee Performance Appraisal

An annual form completed by MCSO supervisors that justifies giving or not giving you a pay raise. This form is mandated by policy, but no one really cares about them unless they are really super negative. Supervisors hate writing them as they know it's pointless.

Theoretically it documents your performance over the last year, but every commander has different criteria and people just make shit up as they please.
Its time for your annual Employee Performance Appraisal.
by OneMCSOFamily September 8, 2021
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performative male

A performative male is one who reads books by women authors, drinks matcha, and carries a tote bag (bonus points if it's artsy) with a labubu pinned to it. Also, wear baggy pants. He likely listens to indie artists like Clairo. The books he reads may include, but are not limited to: The Bell Jar, Intermezzo, and We Should All Be Feminists. His home or room likely has vinyl collections hung on the walls.

Whether or not he understands the feminist themes is up for debate. Apparently, he just wants to be on the feminists' side. And don't ask about his second account on social media. What he posts there is the complete opposite on his main. 🤫
Nico is a performative male. He carries a tote bag (with a lababu pinned) when going out, reads feminist literature in cafes and posts wholesome content on social media that make you feel warm, safe, and think, "Nico is the guy I wanna be besties with". However his priv account is a 180.
by mangolovercats22 August 16, 2025
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bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.
What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements
by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023
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to pull/perform an O'reilly

to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.
to pull/perform an O'reilly means, to intentionally missquote another person or yourself during an argument.

Bill: ...most Americans are not racist!
Kristen: Okay, really? How many black Friends do you have?
Bill: If you think Most Americans are racist I'm ashamed of you!
Kristen: Well Bill I didn't say that.
Bill: You just did!
Comment: Well, Bill yust pulled a classic O'Reilly on this one.
by lem0ne December 23, 2015
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performative slut

noun /pəˈfɔ .mə.tɪv slʌt/

1. A person, typically femme-presenting, who adopts an overtly sexual persona through dress, language or online presence as a deliberate aesthetic or performance. Often characterised by flirtatious or provocative expression without necessarily engaging in frequent sexual activity in real life.

2. (informal, ironic or self-aware) Someone who playfully leans into the ‘slut’ identity for humour or empowerment, especially in digital spaces, while not being sexually active by default.
She dresses like a bop and tweets like a dominatrix, but hasn’t slept with anyone in months; classic performative slut.
by Coquette Octopus June 16, 2025
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San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts

“Where do you go to school?” “San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts (SDSCPA)” “really? That’s dope!” “Nah man, It’s just Ghetto-ass LaGuardia”
by SDSCPA Muncher :) December 5, 2021
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