Joan

(Verb): To screw up.

The surgeons joaned up the transplant, killing the patient.

by harriet_t February 3, 2024

Joan

Joan is a name that the ultimate life forms have. Only people who are greek gods have this name. They can make you happy or sad for seconds. They also have huge dick.

Anna: I don’t wanna be couple with you anymore.
Carl: But why?
Anna: I met Joan and you’re ugly.

by KC13579 November 22, 2021

Joan

(VERB): TO SCREW UP.

EX. "THE SURGEON JOANED UP THE
TRANSPLANT, KILLING THE PATIENT."

by Principal Scudworth February 5, 2024

Joan Rivers

The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).

Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.

by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

Joan Rivers route

Turning into what you made fun of yesterday.

The bubbly girl went the Joan Rivers route and started to practice the double standards she always preached against before, and she got harder and harder to respect as she got older (not that anybody respected her much before).

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021

Joanes

Male name. Almost allways handsome. Good guy, friend of his friends and allways ready to help. A little bit gizajue, but just a little.

Oi ostiakue atzo Joanesek.

by BigDickMaster_7 November 22, 2021

Joan

Joan has the biggest slong.

Girl: Have you seen joan the new guy

Girl 2: no but i heard he got the biggest slong
Girl 1: Yeah i wanna ride it
Girl 2: Same

by Mrseggsyboy December 4, 2021