Dairy Fingers

Faintly smelly, discolored, and packed with extra grip, the dairy fingers are a common side effect of working in the dairy, grocery, and produce departments.

Someone worked in the dairy today and received a serious dose of dairy fingers.

by EliteCow August 25, 2010

Dairy Queen

A dairy queen is a homosexual man with an unhealthy obsession with female breasts.

No one ever questioned the fact that Bill was a homosexual, yet we all found his obsession with fondling the breasts of his female friends peculiar. Grazes, motorboats and gropes... it was clear. Bill was a "Dairy Queen" if there ever was one.

by Carl Jeppson January 4, 2014

Dairy Cue

dairy cue is the female whom a male ultimately sexually desires, and rates other females in accordance to his dairy cue.

"holy shit jessy's hot!"
"but not as hot as veronika!"
"yeh, veronika's my fuckin' dairy cue"

by LoganJosh21 January 14, 2008

Dairy Queen

When a guy ejaculates in a cup, freezes it, and someone eats it.

Dude my I gave my girlfriend a tasty dairy queen

by l333tsp33k February 14, 2010

Dairy maid

1) A younger woman who milks cows.
2) The "nice" way of telling someone that they're old and lonely
3) The clever insult
4) My sister

1) I think that I'll marry that dairy maid
2) Mom, your a dairy maid
3) Your a stupid fucking dairy maid. You'll never go anywhere in life!
4) You'll call me a cunt scab, I'll call you a dairy maid. Why? Because you'll sit on me.

by BeBold.. August 1, 2008

dairy farmed

when some "does work" in the bathroom right before someone else needs to take a shower.

"dude, I was running late for work today and my roommate totally dairy farmed me right before I jumped in the shower"

by 6'4"fastguy February 6, 2010

Dairy Queen

A selfish little bitch, who won't give you a fucking refund no matter how much you deserve it. Even when she fucking spills it all over your pants when she flips the blizzard over to show you how cool they are. AND THEY WERE FUCKING NICE PANTS TOO! fuck man....

"THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!"
"I know the feel, man.."

by The Motha' Fucking Dairy King June 7, 2016