... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???
La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.
by AorticKamikaze July 12, 2023
Get the audi lucy mug.The Audi Allroad can best be described as a Subaru Outback that went to Choate. It, like the Volvo Cross Country and Mercedes E-Class Wagon, has long been a favorite of the country's wealthiest families, and can frequently be spotted with a bunch of college bumper stickers and lax sticks strewn throughout the trunk. If the Volvo Cross Country is more New Haven and the E-Class Wagon is more Georgetown, the Audi Allroad is more Ann Arbor; still sophisticated, with that subtly-intelligent college-town prep vibe, but maybe not as quintessential as say, New Haven or Georgetown. Unfortunately, after the dumpster fire that was the first Allroad back in the early aughts, Audi's Stealth Wealth Wagon became associated with questionable reliability, but shhh, no one needs to remember that. The Allroad is far more sophisticated than a normal Audi sedan. A4s and A6s are everywhere, but Allroads are a rare, rare breed.
by henry1272838442 September 3, 2023
Get the Audi Allroad mug.Manufactured by Audi AG the Audi S6 is the middle class between the A6 and RS6 manufactured in 1994 the S6 has had several changes in its life cycle
first generation S6 (1994-1997) using a 2.2L straight-five cylinder engine or a 4.2L TFSI V8 engine as Audi was reconstructing thier model line up in the mid 1990's
next generation S6 (1999-2003) was V8 only offering a 5-speed auto transmission or 6-speed manual gearbox this was the first A6 to have Audi's "RS" performance badge nammed the RS6 available in sedan or Avant (wagon) the S6 used Audi's rally winning quattro AWD system to send power to all four wheels
third generation S6 (2006-2011) started production in 2006 with some serious changes under the hood the RS6/S6 of this generation used a 5.2L odd firing V10 that was also found in the Audi S8 of this same model year and 2006 Lamborghini Gallardo.
The fourth generation S6 (2012-2018) would unfortunately kill off the RS6 branding in the USA and be a European only vehicle. the S6 would switch to a 4.8L TFSI twin turbo V8 instead of the 5.2L V10
fourth generation facelift S6 (2015-2018) updated the look of the S6 in 2015 adding updated headlights and taillights.
fifth generation S6 (2018-present)
The all new design of the A/S6 would update the headlights to Audis brand new "Matrix LED Lazer" 2021 would finally bring back the RS6 branding to the North American market featuring a 4.0L V8 no update for the 2025 model Audi in 2022 would introduce the RS6 performance
first generation S6 (1994-1997) using a 2.2L straight-five cylinder engine or a 4.2L TFSI V8 engine as Audi was reconstructing thier model line up in the mid 1990's
next generation S6 (1999-2003) was V8 only offering a 5-speed auto transmission or 6-speed manual gearbox this was the first A6 to have Audi's "RS" performance badge nammed the RS6 available in sedan or Avant (wagon) the S6 used Audi's rally winning quattro AWD system to send power to all four wheels
third generation S6 (2006-2011) started production in 2006 with some serious changes under the hood the RS6/S6 of this generation used a 5.2L odd firing V10 that was also found in the Audi S8 of this same model year and 2006 Lamborghini Gallardo.
The fourth generation S6 (2012-2018) would unfortunately kill off the RS6 branding in the USA and be a European only vehicle. the S6 would switch to a 4.8L TFSI twin turbo V8 instead of the 5.2L V10
fourth generation facelift S6 (2015-2018) updated the look of the S6 in 2015 adding updated headlights and taillights.
fifth generation S6 (2018-present)
The all new design of the A/S6 would update the headlights to Audis brand new "Matrix LED Lazer" 2021 would finally bring back the RS6 branding to the North American market featuring a 4.0L V8 no update for the 2025 model Audi in 2022 would introduce the RS6 performance
by dollarstoregas April 13, 2024
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