your mum 

the hottest woman alive by far. she’s sexy, provocative, and she’ll pour you a nice glass of milk.

person 1: damn bro, is that your girl?
person 2: no, but guess who i slept with last night.
person 1: who?
person 2: your mum.

your mum by irllylikegirls69 May 3, 2022

Your mum 

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

Your mum by deez_slimy May 15, 2022

Your Mum 

A hoe

Person 1. Your Mum is a Hoe.
Person 2. Ok

Your Mum by DeathSpagett May 25, 2022

Your mum 

Ur mum

Mary:your mum
Jeremy:your mum

Your mum by 763qYour mum60 May 31, 2022

Your mum 

Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.

What day is it? Your mum

Your mum by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022

your mum 

HOT! and a reply to any random question

whos jacket is that
your MUMS

or
who was Tilly with
YOUR MUM

your mum by TILLY/YOUR MUM June 13, 2022

your mum 

a response to literally anything

"What are you doing?"
"Your mum!"

your mum by cheesy mash June 16, 2022