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Scientology

A new religion that uses mental tricks to get people to get people's money.
That religion used a personality test, to convince me I had severe personal issues that only Scientology could fix and is now asking me to sell my house so that I can pay for these courses that I need to become clear, but if I misbehave I'll have to go to detention where they tell me I still have mental problems, and they may make me clean toilets with my tongue causing me further mental harm. Do I really need Scientology to tell me who I am?
by Tripathy Das April 4, 2024
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Scientology

to make things needlessly complicated and upsetting
WE SCIENTOLOGY THOSE FOOLS SND EVERY ONE GOT ARRESTED FOR SQUIRRELLING!
by loki888 July 26, 2020
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Upwardian Scientology

A religion that upholds the image of science while demanding faith in claims on the basis of scientific consensus and treats challenges as heretical. Religious figures are known as teachers, professors, journalists and experts. Places of worship are called schools and universities. The faith was named by Allen Upward in his 1901 open letter "The New World"
The 2020 pandemic has made Anthony Fauci one of the most respected figures in Upwardian Scientology
by A modern heretic February 28, 2021
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