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Scientology

A new religion that uses mental tricks to get people to get people's money.
That religion used a personality test, to convince me I had severe personal issues that only Scientology could fix and is now asking me to sell my house so that I can pay for these courses that I need to become clear, but if I misbehave I'll have to go to detention where they tell me I still have mental problems, and they may make me clean toilets with my tongue causing me further mental harm. Do I really need Scientology to tell me who I am?
by Tripathy Das April 4, 2024
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Scientology

to make things needlessly complicated and upsetting
WE SCIENTOLOGY THOSE FOOLS SND EVERY ONE GOT ARRESTED FOR SQUIRRELLING!
by loki888 July 26, 2020
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Reverse Scientology

The reverse of scientology. Using actual logic instead of bullshit
Man, I used some reverse scientology and that shut em up
by Bearcat Bill October 14, 2020
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