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Mountain Dew Volcano

Mountain Dew Volcano (noun)

When you chug too much Mountain Dew and your bowels respond by turning into an erupting, neon-green, lava-spewing nightmare. Expect violent, molten diarrhea that explodes from your ass with all the subtlety of Vesuvius, coating the bowl in radioactive slime and making you question your life choices. Often accompanied by guttural moans, regrets about your sugar addiction, and the haunting knowledge that your bathroom will never smell normal again.
Bro, don’t drink that whole 2-liter of Dew unless you want to set off a Mountain Dew Volcano in your toilet tonight.
by Reckskramer268 July 4, 2025
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Mountain Dew Moonpie

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.
That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.
by Hammer Slammer May 18, 2022
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Mountain Dew

A Corn mash drink sold or produced by a Mountain Man, made famous during the prohibition era, synonymous with a jug with 3 x’s on it.
“I paid Cletus $50 for a jug of Mountain Dew, it tasted like Gasoline and Brake Cleaner.”
by Sonofaduke February 21, 2022
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