the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold
by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025
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Traffic jam, spilled coffee on my shirt in the meeting, then my phone died during an important call. I’ve had a straight up moose knuckle of a day.
by Jaymac1212 January 15, 2026
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