Kristi Kirk doesn’t chase — she attracts. Drinks her twisted tea, her revenge colder, and her standards high. If confidence had a neck, it’d be hers.
“Bro, who just shut the room down like that?”
“That’s Kristi Kirk — act right before she shoot’s you in real life.”
“That’s Kristi Kirk — act right before she shoot’s you in real life.”
by aye aye aye February 8, 2026
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