a "smoking eskimo" involves freezing a dildo and plunging it into recipient (into their vag or ass, depending on how they like it) creating steam. if you're really dedicated to the smoking eskimo, freezing your dick is acceptable... but could be dangerous.
by lamecakes February 11, 2008
When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.
The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The
city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual
and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what
caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for
not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders
told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire,
certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for
several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a
number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that
snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within
days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The
city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual
and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what
caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for
not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders
told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire,
certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for
several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a
number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that
snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within
days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his
pancakes
John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"
The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish
pancakes
John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"
The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish
by GreekWaiter May 10, 2010
When two women have had sex with the same man on different occasions, or maybe not :)
The same penis has entered two women's vagina's at one time or another.
The same penis has entered two women's vagina's at one time or another.
Girl: Both me and shaliqua fucked Tyrone when we was in a relationship, he was fine as shit.
Girl 2: shiiit! Now you hoes are eskimo sisters!!!
Girl 2: shiiit! Now you hoes are eskimo sisters!!!
by Football, money and ladies October 04, 2015
When there is snow on the ground your girlfriend takes a handful and packs a lightly dense snowball. She then proceeds to put it in her mouth and give her boyfriend a blow job. The sensation is akin to your girlfriend giving you a bj with an ice cube in her mouth only way more intense.
by LeprechaunOD April 08, 2009
by drgonzo12345 January 18, 2010
by SIRCUMALOT August 28, 2006
Friend: Dude, I just banged Lisa like it was the end of the world.
Me: You banged her too? I tapped that shit last week.
Friend: Eskimo brothers!
Me: You banged her too? I tapped that shit last week.
Friend: Eskimo brothers!
by mananon June 28, 2011