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SHIT

takeing a poo is sometimes caled takeing a shit
by anonymous February 26, 2023
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Oh Shit

1. Suprise, Disappointment

2. Excitment, being Amused
A. Brad: I stayed up all night completing

that assignment.

Thomas: It was due last week!

Brad: Oh Shit !

B. Lisa: How did your date go with Ron last night?

Kate: Great! We had dinner at Olive Garden, seen a Movie & he let me drive his new Beamer.

Lisa: Oh Shit, I'm jealous!
by BeamerBoy26 September 17, 2020
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Rat shit

A codename for “send 😩 audio
by i_am_hairlesscat June 20, 2022
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Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.
1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!
by infinitybinge November 22, 2018
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Shits Gurgling

Adjective Describes a feeling in one’s bowels (lower intestinal)
Often used to describe a boiling sensations of air in gas roiling in one’s digestive system, With the threat of immediate evacuation
1. “Officer asks: ‘why were you speeding?’ — ‘I’m sorry officer I’ve gotta get home! I’ve got the shit gurgles’”

2. “I lurched in pain, keeling over - grasping at my abdomen as my shits gurgling”
by Bitch as monkeys April 16, 2025
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Donkey shit

A person that is bad at cod or a person named Michael
by 2koldd November 12, 2020
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