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google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.
If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.
by vladdycat June 7, 2011
mugGet the google problemmug.

Googl/Googol

A Googol or Megagoogol is one of the LARGEST NUMBERS IN THE Word. Compared to your Dick,its 5 CENTIFAMILACODOERASEXTILLION BIGGER TO YOUR 1 METER PENIS
"In 2007, scientist speculated there will 10 Googl/Googol People in the 9054's if we Live on another planet!
by OTNDGuy1444 October 20, 2022
mugGet the Googl/Googolmug.

Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right
Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma
by MotherEureka July 22, 2019
mugGet the Googles Karmamug.

search with google or enter address

srsly...

a) u really use firefox.

b) ur bored AF
search with google or enter address

since i had to use it in a sentence
by elmohas2guns March 22, 2022
mugGet the search with google or enter addressmug.

Fuck Google

person one: google is a retard
person two: Fuck Google
by penisdickcockcumsuckingcockfuk October 18, 2022
mugGet the Fuck Googlemug.

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.
HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"
by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017
mugGet the google play storemug.

pulling a google translate

When the sarcastic friend in the group is done with your bullshit.
Jordann is pulling a google translate on me.”
by buzz buzz June 12, 2022
mugGet the pulling a google translatemug.

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