I’m the fucking shit

I’m the best!

If you can’t think of anything to be grateful for just think about how I love you because I’m the fucking shit

by Dizzy Dagger November 12, 2017

MacDonalds Fuck Boi

That Kid at MacDonalds who keeps trying to fuck your girlfriend but is to bitch to say anything to your face

Bro 1: that kids getting punched if he keeps it up
Bro 2: who ?
Bro 1: that Chance kid, he's the MacDonalds Fuck Boi.
Bro 2: Man I heard that no one wants his greasy Mc Chode

by J_715 June 30, 2016

Figgety Fucked Up

Extremely pushed to the most aggravated edge of something; irritated (emotion-wise); strong feelings or habit forming

"That dude had me figgety fucked up the other morning."

by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016

Knocked the fuck out

To be shit on

You been knocked the fuck out

by Tickel my pickel and ill give July 17, 2016

Fuck a jackalope day

Fuck a jackalope day is an international holiday celebrated on the 18th of December. Celebrators typically pound the plump ass of the nearest jackalope then treat them for aftercare cuddles.

Damn, tomorrow is fuck a jackalope day, my dick is rock hard.

by meatier December 17, 2020

Mrs fuck me

It’s a super super super hot person also it’s me

I am Mrs fuck me

by The guy who licks banana peels October 11, 2021

Stupid Fucking Retard

When someone is so stupid, so fucking idiotic, so fucking retarded that you have to go back to 2008 and pull out the "You're a stupid fucking retard" card to prove a point in a conversation with them.

Oh, you know Omair, yeah, Omair from my workplace? He's a Stupid Fucking Retard of the highest calibur!

by Annoymous Shit Poster September 21, 2021