first cousin

Parent's sibling's child.

My first cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

First degree verbal assault

When you flame a nigga so bad yo ass needa be incarcerated.

First degree verbal assault is a verbally heinous crime.

by theytrynaeatcrack September 26, 2021

Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Anthony "Angie" Alamo: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

first break up

your first breakup will be the hardest to get over. it will hurt the most and will have you questioning yourself everyday. thinking “were they really the one” or “why don’t they love me”. your first breakup will drive you crazy, it will tear your heart into a million pieces. every song you hear and every object you see will some how remind you of them. you will cry. a lot. it will be tough

your first break up will have you crying in your bed for a week wearing sweatpants

by carlygnash February 6, 2018

The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Preseptal Cellulitis: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

first-cousin-10X-removed

First-cousin-ten-times-removed (1C10R).

My first-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated

*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!

by Slash1492 April 20, 2019