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Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
Oh no you have matt Yamagata disease.
by CD Smasher February 6, 2020
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ava x matt

ava will change her name to be with her lovely Matt
I want to hold u in my arms Matt and love you every night. I love Ava x matt
by Gluten free Ebola January 9, 2022
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matt magnet

When certain person has many Hot men called Matt attracted to them
"Bro, you're such a Matt magnet "

"Damn Natalie !!! You totally pulling all them matts, does that make you a Matt magnet?"
by Mattlollol June 27, 2016
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Matt (reaper)

a Matt is a person that :
1. hates math
2. doesn't like school
3. is an amazing fortnite player
4. has cats
5.hates life
6. hates other people
7. likes sleeping.
8. hates his brother.
(e.g. oop, yup we've found a Matt (reaper) )
by *BITMASTER>GAMER February 25, 2019
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Matt Mcgregor

Matt Mcgregors are the perfect dads and don't mind looking after the kids even if there not his. His driving is unmatched some call him paul walker truly a master of the dark arts. Matt Mcgregors often have a massive cock that he doesn't mind using on men or women. Matt Mcgregors are often known for being quite and considered the school shooter of the modern world.
"Omg hes such a Matt Mcgregor"
Matt Mcgregors palls out AK47 from back of the class
by Hotdawg29 January 25, 2022
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Matt

a being. an omnipotent being. beyond the human understanding
person 1: what are you???
?̴̺̞̈́͋͌́̓̑̽?̵̻̤͕͓̳̣̥̮̙̯̀̃̐̈́̓̾͠?̴̛̛̦̱̫̀̋̄͗͋̈́̕? ͚̟̗̞̜̻̐̿ͅ: i'm Matt.
by omgisuck January 16, 2022
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Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.
A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.
by EndlessMe November 14, 2019
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