French Bitch Slap

A slap across the face with so much force that even Hellen Keller hears it.

Me: Shit! Hellen I think someone just got a French Bitch Slap, did you hear that?
Hellen Keller: MMMMMGAKLHJJIHORFKHFA!!!!!
Me:... Umm I have to go now.

by Faggit! July 23, 2012

A Cold French Fry

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011

Cajun French Kiss

The art of French kissing a ladies vagina with the assistance of cocaine until gush, then leaving. If the lady doesn't orgasm, see French Canadian kiss.

I was so lit, when she pulled it out I gave her a Cajun French kiss instead. I feel like I did the right thing.

by Bigdude018 December 6, 2018

French Tower of Power

Two males and one female sex position where the female is double penetrated. One male in her anus, one in her vagina. The males legs are spread to resemble the four legs of the Eiffel Tower. The female is supported and her legs are off the ground. Her arms are thrust upright to resemble the tower portion of the Eiffel Tower. Also known as the Eiffel Tower.

My friend and I gave the girl the French Tower of Power.

by 0neHugeWang! August 21, 2018

French Onion Facial

(Pronounced - fra-INCH ON-yan FACE-shil)
When a Frenchman with a UTI jizzes on his partners face.

While satisfying male patients, Parisienne nurse Antonia enjoys getting a French onion facial

by Frank Lynch November 18, 2022

The Entire French Language

A verb used when talking about a great evil or catastrophe.

A: "Oh no I have unleashed the The Entire French Language!"
The world ends

by five's July 8, 2022

The French Eiffle Tower

The French Eiffel Tower is a Huge tower of when it was build in 1889

OMG! regarde c'est le The French Eiffle Tower

by TommyDictionary June 9, 2022