i do not approve

i do not approve of what you just said

"Among us" I do not approve.

by iDoNotApproveOfWhatYouJustSaid June 8, 2022

Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC

A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.

Person 1: "Bro, why did you kill me?!"
Person 2: "Oops, sorry, my finger slipped, I just ate KFC."

by HORNYMOTHER November 18, 2025

don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.

by Im the mapcom November 3, 2022

Lmao i aint no custodian

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to

Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

React To My Left Eye Again, I Dare You, Coward

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

And NOW I DO Know

And there you have it fat bald Matt.

Hym "And now I DO know. There goes your ability to impose a vapid skepticism on me. I started writing in 2015 and became Hym in 2016 (if not right before). 2 ASYMMETRICAL LOOPS. And it only works because of the massive data set. And you are pretty openly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that Jordan Peterson is losing his license. One of your kids is dead if I don't get that money and after you imprison or kill me there is no way to guarantee other people in my situation won't follow suite immediately. The is no more room for doubt. No more reason to doubt. And really, no reason not to pay other than a petty obstinacy and a deranged desire to use me as a vehicle to validate your worldview and I'm not going to do it."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

Nothing I do or say

And my instructions were: Do it in such a way that nothing I could ever say could lead anything to interfere with the plan.

Hym "So nothing I do or say is going to lead you to get what you want. I know you are just sitting there waiting for something you can use against me. In the absence of your ability to use my own words against me, lie, and pretend is where I thrive. So, I made it the case. Now none of of that is going to affect what I do or what happens next."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025