A moped with a driver who completely disregards traffic laws and conventions, often exhibiting the following behaviors:
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
1. weaving between the bumpers and sides of idle and/or moving vehicles without warning and regard for large vehicles with blind spots
2. traveling against the flow of traffic, often barely avoiding head-on collisions
3. as patience runs thin, sometimes even transitioning to sidewalks and threatening innocent pedestrians
4. failing to wear and provide helmets to their passengers
5. completely ignoring traffic lights, signs, and road markings
6. a plethora of other exquisite examples that those of you who have encountered suicidal mopeds can surely think of
Suicidal mopeds are commonly found in densely populated urban areas in countries such as China and India.
The truck driver swerved barely in time to avoid crashing head-on into a suicidal moped carrying a mother and her child. He still sideswiped the moped though, so he still paid them as much cash as he had, even though he was lawfully traveling in the right lane/direction and under the speed limit.
by attifinch December 9, 2011
Get the suicidal mopedmug. Are you suicidal?
by Vim (not the text editor) January 19, 2022
Get the Suicidalmug. The act of fabricating a scene in which a murder victim is set-up to appear as though they have committed suicide
At that point- the victim has effectively been "suicided"
At that point- the victim has effectively been "suicided"
by MitchPreme November 21, 2018
Get the Suiciding (v.)mug. 
Get the Suicidemug. What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
Get the Testicular suicidemug. A skidded odem suicide is a word used to describe a phase where one gets so stressed or so high/drunk that they have a small explosion in the brain causing them to just got somewhat crazy for a small ammount of time doing things they normally wouldnt do to cope with the crazyness.
by vandaI November 30, 2020
Get the Skidded Odem Suicide (5o5)mug. by jayslefttit February 16, 2018
Get the suicidal giraffemug.