Suicide

Something caused by playing War Thunder

"Hey, I see you are playing War Thunder."
"Yes, I am. And I want to commit suicide."

by Qbinho April 5, 2023

suicide

When you know life sucks so you give up on all the dumb humans around you

If I have another math exam i‘m gonna jump off that roof, lemme do suicide

by NoHuman February 12, 2022

Try to not suicide challenge

It`s a really difficult challenge which may cause cancer

- Have you ever tried the "Try to not suicide challenge"?
- Yes, I tried but lost.
- RIP in peace

by godlikegod November 14, 2018

Suicidal Erection

When a mans penis starts hurting from being erected

AAAH FUCK, MY COCK IS HAVING A SUICIDAL ERECTION, FUCK

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWHYZ May 28, 2022

Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023

Suicidal Emo

Lilly. Dyes her hair every fucking second, walks around playing something in the way in her fag ass headphones or some suicidal shit she be listening to. A NEW DAY A NEW HAIR STYLE like no one fucking thinks you are cool bitch. Tells good people like @Taj to dig a hole and kill himself in it and do everyone a favour doing so. Like no one gives a shit about your suicidal, demon/ Satan summoning, emo, fucking bomb, crackhead looking ass.

That Suicidal Emo bitch is just like that fag lilly.

by BIG NIBBAS IN MY ASS August 16, 2022

competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015