Dip the scrotum in sugar and have your partner suck all the salt off. Then proceed to ejaculate in your partner mouth.
by Peg_leg Antione May 21, 2023
Get the Salty Sweet Teamug. When a man with a beard gets it covered in semen. Much like a baby's bib. But it's a beard. Covered with salty man juice.
by SplangFan September 29, 2018
Get the Salty bibmug. When he or she digs a small hole in the sand at the beach and then proceeds to piss inconspicuously. after the piss is compelete slide your ass backwards through the sand while kicking sand into the hole when sliding.
by your mom :p May 15, 2018
Get the Salty shoremug. "Salty just told me to watch Cyberpunk Anime, but due to Salty's Law of Opposites I will not watch it."
by NiggarHulk October 5, 2022
Get the Salty's Law of Oppositesmug. by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
Get the salty sandy screamermug. Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
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One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel
Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.
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Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice
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One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel
Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.
The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman
by Robisatsea December 7, 2021
Get the Salty Dogmug. A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019
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