I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.

There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday

by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024

I got reach

When you tryna touch the booty from far away

You got a nice butt and I wanna touch it even though you're far away but I got reach

by Touchbutter November 29, 2019

ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

how do i type

used by ppl who dont know how to type apparently

Person 1: How do i type

Person 2: ??? Wdym u just typed

Person 1: Nuh uh

by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025

Billie i wish

Expression to discribe how much you wish to be Billie Eilish.

My friend: Check my new hairstyle, green roots juste like Billie Eilish!
Me: Billie i wish.

by founes November 15, 2023

Koki I. Vutov

He is a bright and talented young individual, capable of achieving absolutely nothing, cherished by no one, he doesn't flinch at human torture, he eats babies and kills newborn puppies for a living.

He chill.

Holly shit Koki I. Vutov is coming by, quickly, hide your babies and newborn puppies!
Yeah man, he fucked my goldfish and he touched my anus.

by Chicken Handling Man February 25, 2025