birthday boy

A form of crybullying where a person provokes someone and then immediately acts weak to make them look like the bad guy.

I dated a 5'8 guy who'd taunt every jacked, 6'3 bro he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go
"heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, l'm a little birthday boy" & it somehow always worked

by RappinPicard February 11, 2026