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Dick sick

When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.
Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.

He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.
by oldballs August 18, 2016
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A sick perverted motherfucker

When someone unfollows you on instagram.
You saw that Michael unfollowed us. Yes he’s a sick perverted motherfucker
by Nicolastheasshole November 21, 2021
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Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work
Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"
by janielletin October 3, 2014
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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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sick-jork

sick-jork is from the English 'Sick Joke'. It is usually used to describe some sort of sick joke. It also often represents a particularly attractive fat bottom bitch. see also 'sick-bjork'.
Boy: 'wow, she is just a sick-jork!'
by anonymous girrrl November 13, 2010
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2nd Date Sickness

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019
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Moon sickness

Similar to Yellow fever but specifically for Japanese. A play on the term "Moon Runes".
Hey, Tod over there is always wearing an anime t-shirt and listening to J-pop. Do you think he has moon sickness?
by Madam Fortune August 10, 2021
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