red face dad

A dad who has a really red face and a beer gut. They are mostly found smoking a cigarette or drinking a beer on the coach watching cartoons in the box house

My red face dad is always on the coach !

by red face dad March 6, 2017

Roleplay Colt’s Dad

This is another way to tell someone to kill themselves

You should roleplay colt’s dad on god,

by Kanye_supporter5 November 7, 2023

Dad Bod December

Find yourself a man with a Dad Bod this December for the holiday season! Give a man with a Dad Bod a chance!

Its Dad Bod December, i dont want a skinny bitch hes all skin and bones!

by DadBodDevo November 5, 2021

James dads boat

This boat is owned by James dad and James is now legible to drive it.

Yo James how’s ya ‘ James dads boat ?
Good bro I just turned 16 I drive it in my aunts pond

by Beige 16166 March 15, 2019

My dad's asscrack

Hell on earth.

Air just came right out of my dad's asscrack

by Lilskumbag March 29, 2021

coolest step dad

Also known as Josh Coy

I have the coolest step dad ever, like if I had a different step dad, I would punch him and go find JOSHUA coy

by Zinrn November 13, 2020

Bald Dad Syndrome

the clinical name for the effects of having a bald dad on a child the usual symptoms of Bald Dad Syndrome are erratic outbursts of retarded behavior as well as having red hair

person one : hey Eamon you trying to watch a show together
Eamon : oh I know we should watch Hamilton
person one : damn nigga that Bald Dad Syndrome hitting you heavy

by not44limes September 6, 2021