Dick Nose Dan

A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.

The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.

by Diaperbaby December 5, 2024

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dan is a simp. if his name is dan, he is spotty, like very spotty, bald, taller than the empire state building, chubby and obsesses over drums which they cant even play, simps over any girl in a 10m radius and will grow up to be a beer dad who goes to the pub every night and will probably be a brick layer to be able to buy his microwave meals on sale in lidl for 50p and his 6 pack of budweiser. if these occur, youve found a typical daniel simp. he also has no personality and thinks wearing hawaiian shirts and bucket hats is indie and edgy and cant get his own bloody music taste. typically, simps like dan will do anything and say anything to get a girls attention. damn, daniel.

me: did you know dan, he brags ab drum playing and cant even dudum tsss. he should get a personality.
my friend: oh! i know him, dan the simp. the one who thinks he is cool and quirky, right?

by dans a simp lol April 30, 2020

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The Grumpy Dan

When one male angrily has sex with another male from behind, the giver gets a little grumpy and reaches around and inserts his pinky finger into the urethra of the male he is also penetrating.

Dude I can't sit or pee this morning, Rudy must have been in a bad mood last night as he gave me the Grumpy Dan.

by Grumpy Dan May 25, 2019

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The sweetest more caring partner a gal could have. So stunning every day, inside and out, Dan lights up the lives of everyone around them. The world is a brighter place when a Dan smiles.

Love you, Dan.❤️

by Frussy.org November 22, 2021

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