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Somedays I question whether I am nuts…
(Squirrel face)

It is you…
My heart is attached to you!!!!
A gawker I have been..
I stalker … yep that too…
I would like to add, friendly…
Notes left a time or two…
Your parking spot has changed now…
Overthinking I probably should do…
Don’t worry… I have already done 🤔

No matter the why…
No matter if it makes me cry…
You will always be my one guy!!!!

I love you!
And I am thankful I can love like this…
Even if I have to be silence ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 August 17, 2024

i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

SAME! the solution is to commit suicide! go do it!

every one says i hate life i hate myself i hate the world

by im going insane HELP May 14, 2024

Håil i borgen

In english it means: Hole in the castle!
It is an insult that literally dont have any meaning, but is still very powerful.
Often used by electricians in norway.

Du har fanken meg håil i borgen!

by Baby Tin February 11, 2020

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

You, I, We, They , Them Are Known As The "'The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`'"

You, I, We, They , Them Are Known As The "'The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`'"

You, I, We, They , Them Are Known As The "'The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`'"

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

i lead you to die

incredible teleboarder. see teleboards.

I Lead You To Die is my god.

by Mike. January 29, 2005