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L MANS

BASICALLY A PERSON WHO CHOOSES TO BRING YOU UNHAPPINESS AND MISFORTUNE BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO SEE YOU WIN.
OPPOSITE OF W MANS.
KIA IS A JACK ASS AND AN L MANS AND HE WOULD NEVER GIVE HIS APPROVAL TO FOLKS LIKE ME BECAUSE HES A FUCKING HATER.
by MUFUBUKI June 1, 2025
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Sassy man apocalypse

A hyperbolically conceived socio-cultural phenomenon characterized by a perceived and sudden proliferation of individuals—typically male-identifying—who exhibit heightened levels of flamboyant confidence, unfiltered audacity, and performative sass. This behavioral shift, often interpreted as both a challenge to traditional masculinity and a dramatic reconfiguration of social dynamics, is theorized (semi-satirically) to destabilize conventional interpersonal interactions, prompting widespread commentary across digital and real-world communities. The term is employed with humorous exaggeration, frequently within Gen Z and millennial vernacular, to denote the figurative ‘end of the world as we know it’ brought about by unchecked sass and bold charisma.
How did the Sassy man apocalypse come to be? Leader of the revolution Blaise D’Sylva
by copacabanachampion June 2, 2025
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the coolest man alive

umm so basically his name is bananafries.. yeah thats pretty awesome.....
Used while speaking to Bananafries... Ex: Hi the coolest man alive. How is your day?
by Bananafries™ June 3, 2025
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The Protein Man

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.
Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?
by TheToesKnows June 4, 2025
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Dan the man

A man in a sea of women but gets through like a fish
Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all
by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025
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Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish
Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all
by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025
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