Skrotten i Protten

A sexual act, includes at least two people.

One person fills their belly button with a dip of any choice, another person then proceeds to eat the dip off said persons stomach.

My parents were out of town, so I invited my friends over for some Skrotten i Protten.

Person 1: "Yo dude, do you have any salsa"?
Person 2: "Nah Bro, *hu hum* my girlfriend and I did some crazy Skrotten i Protten last night"
Person 1: "Dang dude, do you have creme fraiché by any chance"? *hu hum*

by Quassi the slippery snake September 3, 2017

I lost a dare

Spanishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I lost a dare spanishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

iodex time i/t

Iodex Time or I/T is a form of tapping out or T/O, when the tapping out inolves physical change of location of one or all parties involved

Dude, its iodex time i/t. gotta rush to work.

by murgesh October 27, 2012

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.

Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?

by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Väster I Lund

Väster is a place in the west part of Lund, Sweden. There is a lot of gang violence and crime there.

The famous producer Hugo lives there. That's why there is a lot of tourism also.

-Oh man, did you go to Väster I Lund?
-Yes I did, and I met the cool producer Hugo!

by Kalle Boss November 9, 2020