Card Rage

When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.
The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.
by punk chiq nz June 15, 2018
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Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 15, 2023
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Pitbull card

A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.
Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?

Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."

"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)
by Mountainish man March 09, 2016
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Starbucks gift card

A white girl's favorite gift besides Uggs,Yoga leggings,and crop tops
Crackers luhhh dem Starbucks gift cardzzz
by Personwholives January 09, 2015
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green card daddy

Older man who marries much younger immigrants

to arrange getting a green card for sex
My green card daddy is making sure I become a citizen
by BIGDAN December 25, 2022
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C-card

Men over there 30's aren't worried about the v-card, they they're trying to get that c-card now!
by Phoenix2.0 August 01, 2022
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card scraper

person 1: What is she doing?
person 2: I don't know, I think she's a card scraper
person 4: What is that?
person 2: to scrape a card
person 4 and 1: Oh
All: *Incest ensues*
by Zimbaycoleo October 24, 2020
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