Technically I didn't, But Literally You Are

In reference to the thing you are upset about me doing and, latter, the thing you are doing.

Hym "Technically I didn't, but literally you are. I technically didn't do the thing you're pissed about but you are literally doing the thing I am pissed about. Therefore, only one of us has an excuse to be pissed-off right now... So here...🖕 There's a finger for you... It's a good one too! It's the 'action finger' as I like to call it..."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2023

I call tuesdays

I call tuesdays (or day of choice)

When smoking or drinking something that is shared you say "i call tuesdays" meaning i got next. The first person is mondays and so on and so forth. So if you are third then you are wednesdays and etc. Hopefully you get what im saying.

Yo this weed is good!
Second in circle: Sweet man I call tuesdays!
Third in circle: I got wednesdays!

by Icalltuesdays September 14, 2022

I fw u heavy ❤️

Still the craziest dm I've received

Person 1: I fw u heavy ❤️
Person 2: Still the craziest dm I've received🙏🏽

by msinas January 16, 2024

I Was In Alpha

A Master Yi Q Alpha Strike Bug

'I was in alpha wtf riot fix it ' Cowsep

by IAmSynapse December 5, 2017

I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

When someone calls you a name, the response

Oh...you called me a fuck...well...when I said hello I meant youcuntmothernotfuckherdohernicelytreatherlikeatomatofirmbutsoft

by Rubilee May 9, 2024

Lily (surname I won't say)

Basically god.

How do I get into heaven?
Ask lily (surname I won't say).

by Enlightened one2.0 December 27, 2021

I know you are there

I’m talking about the UD Jews

I know you are there

I can read your minds

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 3, 2021