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i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald
I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!
by SimplyWords January 1, 2025
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Words I despise

Sus: a stupid sounding excuse for homophobia
No cap: just shut the fuck up please
Finna: ok chad stop trying to be black I know your dad bought you a gucci backpack
Lit: do you want me to build a time machine so you can go back to your life in 2017?

*If you say any of these words I automatically assume you have a total of 5 brain cells and thats an overestimate*
"The party was lit but that man mad sus lowkey. No cap he's prolly finna try to kiss me. "
those are the words i despise
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I have two wins and you have zero

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking
by Cultured ass February 28, 2025
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i love you sey

a nice way to express your anger
by boomboomtaratarathephephoraywo November 23, 2021
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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