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Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020
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Depression hour

When you go to Hal’s room at 4am and talk about your suicidal thoughts while vaping and looking at squishmallows
Fuck man, I’m feeling so depressed, I better go to Hal’s room and talk about ending my life during depression hour”
by Heywattsup April 25, 2022
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5 Hour Bang

What you do when you are degen out of your mind and consume a 5 hour energy with a Bang energy
Yo about to do a 5 hour bang and do some devious licks!
by Brahwhyeven January 15, 2022
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mourning hour

death hour
it means moment of death
jack: You know that guy?
John: yeah! he was my step-father.
but he is dead now.
I was with him on mourning hour.
by Sahand71 September 10, 2013
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Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024
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Real tennis hours

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours
Real tennis hours my bois
by Cypress1337 November 7, 2018
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Bonus Hour

The hour that does not exist due to daylight savings time
Thank god I had a bonus hour, I hoovered schnef in the rectory, but it didn’t exist
by Dakota kid November 3, 2019
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