Hour quotas

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?

Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"

by Hym Iam September 28, 2023

Rush hour 2ing it

You both start at different ends of a sewer drainage system and once you meet at the same man hole cover you fuck eachother while your heads pop out the sewer

Derek found Christina in the sewer finally and they spent the night rush hour 2ing it.

by Cuntina June 16, 2022

55 hour energy

when you mix heroin, cocaine, meth, and fent, you get 55 hour energy.

Advertiser: Can't get up in the morning? Try 55 hour energy! A fast way to wake up in the morning before work or school! Mix it with booze! Then you're WAY awake! (May contain illegal substances).
Alex: Oh wow! Did you see that, dude?! Let's get 55 hour energy!
Baxter: Hell yeah, man!

by aiden2000 August 26, 2025

Hospital hour

However long it takes for a patient go to and complete a procedure. Can be an indefinite length of time based on what procedure they are having. Usually a hospital hour is anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour and a half. But can be longer.

How long will this procedure take? It will take around a hospital hour to complete.

How long to do the surgery? Oh most likely he will
Be gone a hospital hour or so. You probably have time to go eat something.

by JunieBee913 February 17, 2024

254 Hours

Suppose one day you go on hiking and suddenly fall deep down the mountain and a boulder hits your hand and you’re stuck for 127 hours! At the end of the 127 hours, army individuals find the man and try to grab his hand, a heavy rainstorm dominates the landscape and the boulder hits your other hand after leaving one hand. Oops! Another 127 hours, sorry mate.

“Ahh, come on! I don’t want to spend 254 hours at stuck deep down the mountain with boulders on my hands!”

by LikeXD31 March 28, 2021

Say No Hour

The Say No Hour is an hour of the day that everyone may say no to anything.

Teacher: “hey you need to do you work”!
John: “No.”
Teacher: “you have to though!”
John: “No, because it’s the say No hour of the day I don’t have to!”

by Sparkzy February 28, 2022

french hours

Refers to a shorter, more efficient workday without breaks or a lunch hour.

I game to the last french hours of the day until my work is done.

by UDfrenchman May 15, 2013