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I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole

The combination of two English exclamations, in order to give extra gravitas to the fact that you don't care.

I couldn't give a flying fuck, and I couldn't give a monkey's arsehole.
Karen says she's offended, well I couldn't give a flying monkey's arsehole.
by Rikstir May 30, 2025
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Sam I am

a character from the book green eggs and ham and the netflix series green eggs and ham

yeah he’s a gay twink I guess
someone : wow sam i am is a qt!

me probably : yeah your right sam i am = scrunklicous
by sam I am!!! October 26, 2022
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I like it hitler

The meaning comes from a theoretical question. What if hitler didn’t get rejected from art school

Would he become the next Picasso

Therefore instead of saying “I like it Picasso”
You say. I like it hitler
Daniel: do you like my new car

Bailey : I like it hitler
by Big daddy Dakota May 4, 2022
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T-F-T-I Dog

When you suggest to have a gathering and then your not invited. This is seen to be an act of dogging, but is usually used with the term T-F-T-I Dog
by CALL ME SIR DOG September 22, 2009
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i drink anarchy

a line from the ai scripted ai batman comic

a new whay to show how much you care about what the other person is
talking about
guy1: have you see that new movie i heard there is a big chungus easter egg

guy2: i drink anarchy to your movie and easter eggs i fucking hate big chungus!!1!

guy1:fuck off
by sansundwertule September 22, 2021
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Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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