sorry, i won't do it again

Something that depending on the person is either a fortunate truth or a spiralling lie.

Guy 1: bro don't do that
Guy 2: sorry, i won't do it again
3 hours later
Guy 1: bruh you said you wouldn't
Guy 2: sorry sorry i didn't mean it i won't repeat this
2 minutes later
Guy 1: i give up

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 March 21, 2021

New York, I Love You XOXO

the series finale of Gossip Girl. The episode serves as the tenth episode of the sixth season and the show's 121st episode overall

New York, I Love You XOXO received favorable reviews from television critics. Upon its initial airing, the finale was viewed in the United States by 1.55 million people and garnered a 0.8/2 Nielsen rating/share in the 18–49 demographic, registering as the season's most-watched episode.

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

Mmm... I could...

The sound you make when you bite your tongue.

Some guy "Mmm... I could..."

Schizophrenic horde "Don't worry! We'll say it for you! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! We'll do everything you would do and worse because that is the moral of That story!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!"

by Hym Iam April 5, 2022

I could eat Kavya Subramanian

Basically ur just really hungry.

Damn I'm so hundry, I could eat Kavya Subramanian rn

by Mochitochilichi May 7, 2025

25-I

Another name for the hallucinogenic drug 25I-NBOMe, aka 2C-I

I took some 25-I and tripped for 8 hours.

by big cummer January 1, 2022

how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski May 5, 2018

I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022