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ipod touch

by Dope420 January 15, 2017
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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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touch

person 1: *brushes against person 2*
person 2: hey, dont touch me
the whole class: what da hell
by lesbiankitkat44 June 4, 2025
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Turdas Touch

The antithesis of possessing the Midas touch where everything King Midas touched turned to gold.
Everything I touch turns to shit. I’ve got the Turdas touch.”
by anonymous September 15, 2025
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touch grass

“touch grass” is a term used to tell someone to spend some time outdoors or in nature. Usually after they spend a lot of time indoors.
“He’s been gaming all day, your friend really needs to touch grass”
by bnakusaki September 8, 2025
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Ciel Touch

“The Ciel Touch” is when a boy named Ciel comes into your life then everything goes down hill and you can not escape it no matter how hard you try.
Oh no! I have the Ciel touch!”
by ieatfire157634 September 11, 2022
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