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Cognitive IED

An Improvised Epistemic Device, A linguistic trap that detonates in discourse disrupting rational flow.
That asshole, keeps dropping Cognitive IEDs, designed to put me off track, gets my thinking all over the place, and force my argumensts into a completely different direction.
by BudgieMuscle1 August 25, 2025
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I dove you

Means that Halle loves Jacob more
by hj69 March 27, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: I generated Thirty Five back smackers.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something
"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)
by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017
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Fireworks I Feel Like Glitter

a similar term for butterflys in your stomach when youre feeling flustered
Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..

Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
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I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT

guy; makes a whole ass paragraph

me; I AIN'T FUCKING READIN' ALL THAT
by bhubhuh May 20, 2023
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