I Got Bigger Dicks To Suck!

A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"

Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"

Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"

by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022

all I configure

Da only reason you can see regarding a certain way dat something is constructed, arranged, etc.

This web-page looks completely different from how it was a few months ago --- all I configure is dat it must have had a total overhaul or upgrade at some point since I last saw it.

by QuacksO October 18, 2025

I am new to urban dictionary

Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.

"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."

by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022

I love my girlfriend

For when you love your girlfriend so much, love for my girlfriend, my beloved, sweetpie I love you

"Hey I love my girlfriend"

by XXx_Ilovemygirlfriend_xXX January 8, 2025

Didn't do shit, I swear

Definitely did something wrong, and is doing a poor job at covering it up.

Doug - "Hey you didn't have anything to do with that missing child, did you?"

Dave - "I didn't do shit, I swear."

by toastyptsd May 11, 2023

I

Those eyes…
Even from here…
Get me every time!!!

I can only imagine when

Finally I am near❤️❤️❤️

Love you always

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 20, 2024

but i didnt want to

...something someone says to,just to send a message.

very used by former undertale youtuber speedrunners.

what's popping up guys and today we will speedrun undertale. ...but i didn't want to.

my friend did drugs today and he asks if i wanted some ...but i didnt want to.

gooo goo gaa gaaa milk milk gooo gooooo gaaaa

...but i didn't want to

by dannysunglasses January 11, 2022