Hour quotas

Yeah, it SOUNDS good but do you seriously think for a second that the workers aren't paying for it on the back-end?
Hym "You would think so but they lied about the availability of full-time, they have rigid hour quotas that prevent them from scheduling a sufficient amount of hours for the part-time employees or even elevating them to full-time, whether or not I get enough hours is ENTIRELY contingent upon one of the FULL-TIME EMPLOYEES needing a day off. I was giving an ultimatum stating that if I didn't perform my tasks faster I would get my hours cut so I cut the amount of time it took in half and the STILL cut my hours by 33%! But, yeah, if you ignore all of the bad parts then, yeah, it's fantastic. Or I guess if a woman is letting you fuck a baby into her and you can get half of your expenses subsidized by... Well... ME! Then it's probably fine. But if you just want some full-time employment where you can collect some benefits without breaking your back, then, then it's kind of shit. I mean, scheduling conflicts have eaten up ALL of my tardiness-points at my other job so I HAVE suffered some material damages to my reputation and- OH! WAIT! Did I forget to mention the imposed schizophrenia?"
by Hym Iam September 28, 2023
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Scrimblin Hours

The wee hours of the night begining at 5am and ending at 6am
Im in the scrimblin hours tonight!
by brownsugarpup December 23, 2022
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Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
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Kobe Hour

The time of day that occurs at exactly 8:24 AM and/or PM in honor of Kobe Bryant!
It’s currently 8:24, the Kobe Hour!
by conqueror aggressive May 1, 2023
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24 HOUR FITNESS

A bunch of nerds who kick you out for giving out free health and electrolytes products 20 feet from there store. They have a fat ass manager that says all the bull shit she wants. The end.

Santa Cruz Medicinal told us
24 HOUR FITNESS has a bunch of power tripping managers.
by somerandomjerkontheinterne November 13, 2023
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Gizmo Hour

The period of time when the sun goes down at a festival and everyone is getting GEARED up and preparing for the big night ahead.
Fuck me its getting to Gizmo Hour. Better keep an eye on Heidi.
by Nakamooney18 March 27, 2024
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good wee hours

A greeting you might use in the wee hours (00:00 until 05:59).
by Siririba July 10, 2025
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