Dawg, I've been living on 4 hours of sleep for literally my entire life. Except instead of getting up to burp the byproduct of me slamming some pussy 70 times in a row, I end up doing shit like, going to a school I hate or some soul crushing factory because society has entitled itself to 8 hours a day of my life for the rest of my life.
Hym "Oh. Hey. Guess what I'm about to do? Get 4 hours of sleep. Again. Because if I don't fall alseep before the sun comes up it's almost impossible to sleep until I'm too tired to keep my eyes open. And if DO fall alseep when I get home, I wake up at noon and have to be away for 10 hours before I work for 8 hours. But nah it's fine. You see the capitalism-guys telling the guy who outsourced all of his labor to people he has little-to-no contact with that he doesn't deserve credit or to be disproportionately paid for his role? Hilarious right? But don't worry. I bought you a wheelchair just in case you pat yourself on the back too hard and shatter your own spine."
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The act of getting buzzed by consuming alcohol before dinnertime. Usually performed up to 60 minutes prior to meal.
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Suppose one day you go on hiking and suddenly fall deep down the mountain and a boulder hits your hand and you’re stuck for 127 hours! At the end of the 127 hours, army individuals find the man and try to grab his hand, a heavy rainstorm dominates the landscape and the boulder hits your other hand after leaving one hand. Oops! Another 127 hours, sorry mate.
“Ahh, come on! I don’t want to spend 254 hours at stuck deep down the mountain with boulders on my hands!”
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