Van

Van is someone who hates themselves and has been through a lot. They typically are short but act big. They have dyed hair and glasses. They hate how they look and are probably a bit chunky. They struggle to figure out what sexuality they are and spend all hours thinking if the rude jokes people tell them were really jokes. They try to hint sometimes that they need a hug and they have divorced parents.

"Hey look at Van, she ugly lmao"

"Oh look it's Van, short ash"

by urhairdyemommy February 16, 2022

Van

Van is a awesome cool great loving person loves skateboarding and hockey and loves loves hot dogs

Hey Van

by We have the cheese 27493 February 24, 2022

Racky Van

Racky Van is my name,then a lot of people says that I have a good sense of humor and huge of sex appeal

Racky Van is a Goodfriend

by Vavan March 5, 2022

Skud Van

A piece of shit Van that un washed backpackers buy cheap to travel the country. They often smell like musty farts and are rusty. Over the vans life it would have taken on many tours of new Zealand and had the absolute bare minimum spent on it.

Snakes buy them at the end of the busy season for fuck all and "tidy them up" basically get there mate to put a dodgy warrant of fitness on it then sell them at the start of the next season for triple what they paid for them

Here we go another fucken skud van parked at the end of our fucken road

by Hector's schlong January 13, 2026