great-great-great-niece

Sibling's great-great-granddaughter.

My great-great-great-niece is a good girl.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Flag

Get the great-great-great-niecemug.

Great

You're bringing women to suck his dick and enforcing the rules selectively while foisting all of the work you don't want to do on to the new guy and then threatening the new guy's job because he isn't making the retard you're bringing women to fuck follow the rules. That fat dyke threatened to go to management and get me fired for not making him come upstairs at exactly 10pm.

Hym "He isn't great you have no expectations because HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You were trying to get him to come upstairs at 10... He failed to meet your expectations... It's MY fault for letting him... I get him to come upstairs on time... And then what? Nothing. Fucking nothing. Because HE'S A FUCKING RETARD. Your expectations for that cripple are so low that waiting an hour to eat a handful of apple slices without shoving someone down the stairs (literally a thing that happened) is all it takes for him to be ✌️✊️✌️great✌️✊️✌️ And by virtue of simply being fucked he is absolved of his faults and by virtue of being a literal fucking retard he's absolved of his obligations. It's a literal retard sex cult you bald, bloated, faggot. You're neck is literally being engulfed by your torso as we speak. By the end of the week the podcasters are going to be talking to a pair of eyes peaking out of your chest you freak. And for ME, you could have conceived of a higher expectation. I would have exceeded whatever you would have imagined. He's fucking trash and you're fucking trash. Asshole."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Flag

Get the Greatmug.

The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

--------
Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

Flag