A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017

foster cats are the best they come in to your holes for a bit you take care of them then they go but just now there’s more Coming go your way.
by The_cat_lady:) November 8, 2019

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012

a kind, sweet girl with dirty blond hair and a beautiful smile. she is often quiet, but when you get to know her she loves to talk about anything and is genuinely interested in your life. definitely someone you would want in your life as a close friend or girl friend, but everybody loves her so act quick or she'll be gone.
in a friendship it is really easy for you to take her for granted because she is so nice and genuine that you might forget she is the greatest person ever.
in a friendship it is really easy for you to take her for granted because she is so nice and genuine that you might forget she is the greatest person ever.
by f3wardrep October 21, 2019

A man that gets with a woman a few months before tax season and stays with her till the end of April maybe May just to mooch off of her until she can give up Half her income tax return
by Kween Kellzzzz October 6, 2019

When someone you invite to a group or event, (usually a female) hijacks said group or event for their own purposes or desires.
"Wait, Faith doesn't want to go to Maude's Cafe? We decided on that weeks ago!"
"Yeah, so due to the Foster effect we're now going to the Westbrook Diner because that's what Faith wants."
"Yeah, so due to the Foster effect we're now going to the Westbrook Diner because that's what Faith wants."
by Hahayeah11 June 7, 2019

by MrRm August 16, 2021
