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Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.
After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.
by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017
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Foster cats

foster cats are the best they come in to your holes for a bit you take care of them then they go but just now there’s more Coming go your way.
Foster cats are just part time pets because they will go to a home🐈
by The_cat_lady:) November 8, 2019
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Foster Flop

Foster Flop is an Australian saying, humorously describing the inability to get an erection after drinking too much beer.

It is comprised of "Foster", as in the famous Australian beer brand Foster's, and "Flop", as in "to fail completely" or "to fall heavily".
Last night after the party I wanted to root her but I Foster flopped.

Too bad you had a Foster Flop, otherwise we could have had sex.
"Did you have sex last night?" "No, I couldn't. I had a Foster Flop."
by MoMaB July 22, 2012
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brie foster

a kind, sweet girl with dirty blond hair and a beautiful smile. she is often quiet, but when you get to know her she loves to talk about anything and is genuinely interested in your life. definitely someone you would want in your life as a close friend or girl friend, but everybody loves her so act quick or she'll be gone.

in a friendship it is really easy for you to take her for granted because she is so nice and genuine that you might forget she is the greatest person ever.
friend-you see that girl over there? she is so cute
me-yeah dude that is totally a brie foster
by f3wardrep October 21, 2019
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foster nigga

A man that gets with a woman a few months before tax season and stays with her till the end of April maybe May just to mooch off of her until she can give up Half her income tax return
Girl this foster nigga stayed with me and took half my tax money then left after he used me up
by Kween Kellzzzz October 6, 2019
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Foster Effect

When someone you invite to a group or event, (usually a female) hijacks said group or event for their own purposes or desires.
"Wait, Faith doesn't want to go to Maude's Cafe? We decided on that weeks ago!"
"Yeah, so due to the Foster effect we're now going to the Westbrook Diner because that's what Faith wants."
by Hahayeah11 June 7, 2019
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Foster wife

A girlfriend that you spend time with but don’t have sex with.
Went to the beach with my foster wife and her kids on the weekend
by MrRm August 16, 2021
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