by Stoner Brunch Master July 13, 2005
Guy 1: "Hey are you a stoner?"
Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"
Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"
Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"
Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"
by Weed phalantrophist August 15, 2009
An incompetent dolt that wishes in life only to get high, Forever working at Burger King or Spencers. Wondering where life went wrong, A collection of bongs worth their entire life savings. Drives only 15 year old Hyundais with 420, Bob Marley and Grateful Dead stickers covering it.
Bob: Man I showed up so stoned for the SATs i only got a 1100!
Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...
Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.
Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...
Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.
by The_Drunken_Nun August 17, 2012
by a very stoned Lol June 03, 2005
A useless member of society that smokes marjuana on a daily baisis. They don't like it when you look down on them because they think they are actually worth something. In reality all they do is go home in thier studio apartment (or freeloading off an unfortunate Roomate) smoke a joint, then do a podcast. activities of a stoner involve giggling uncontrollably, Liquiding (Strange arm movements, probably a mating call), Listening to dubstep, and eating what ever munchies thier roommate has to offer. Stoners can habitually be seen at bong stores, outside 7-11, under bridges, ect.
Steriod Monkey1:Hey! see you see those stoners over there?
Steriod Monkey2: Oh yeah!
Both SM1 and SM2: STONER BASHING TIME
Steriod Monkey2: Oh yeah!
Both SM1 and SM2: STONER BASHING TIME
by Yourmothersnewboyfriend February 17, 2011
by Disgruntled Winnipeger August 14, 2005
Someone who partakes in the consumption of marijuana in order to bring about a euphoric high. They generally hold a carefree attitude towards life and are pretty much apathetic towards everything besides the quality of their drug. A stoner can be found living in the cluttered basement of their parents, even after the age of 18. These people tend to be extremely lazy and lack the motivation to complete common tasks such as getting a job or washing their clothes. As a result, these people are more inclined to be dirty modern-day hippies. Stoners claim to have a greater appreciation for the arts but this is actually just the marijuana affecting the auditory and visual receptors in the brain. Holding a constructive conversation with a stoner is virtually impossible due to the fact that their short-term memory is faded or they are constantly day-dreaming. These creatures are generally passive but may turn aggressive if their marijuana or pipe is in jeopardy.
by CMcNasty April 25, 2005