toasted

when playin basketball and you shoot a shot right in somebodys face causin them to look bad on defense

you just got"TOASTED!"

by B.Ranga January 22, 2008

Toast

An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.

-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"

-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"

by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010

toast

A game where 3 or more people from texas do a circle jerk around a piece of toast. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the toast.

John boy want to play toast?

Isn't that where we jerk on some toast and then eat it?

Yes

Lets do it because we're from texas.

by Naffy Pruss May 26, 2011

Toasting

The act of one clenching their toes and inserting into an orifice mainly sexually.

“Oh Adam, I can’t wait to Toast you”
“Her feet were small, perfect for toasting.”

by Oh no tuxedo mask June 3, 2018

Toasted

To be roasted by a teacher.

Dude, Mr. Brown toasted you last period!

by AtDraw June 9, 2016

Toast

Said when you can no longer be arsed to carry on with the thing you are currently doing.

person 1: I've been trying to fix this thing for ages
person 2: getting annoying hu?
person1: yeah, infact toast

by GENER-AL August 27, 2009

Toast

a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.

1. Wow, have you seen Toast today? I can't believe he survived that party.
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you

by Regis March 5, 2008