when playin basketball and you shoot a shot right in somebodys face causin them to look bad on defense
by B.Ranga January 22, 2008
by AtDraw June 10, 2016
A game where 3 or more people from texas do a circle jerk around a piece of toast. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the toast.
John boy want to play toast?
Isn't that where we jerk on some toast and then eat it?
Yes
Lets do it because we're from texas.
Isn't that where we jerk on some toast and then eat it?
Yes
Lets do it because we're from texas.
by Naffy Pruss May 03, 2011
a person that commonly partakes in substances that alter ones sense of reality, mainly marijuana and ecstasy. a Toast, also is usually the first to suggest attending a party, or suggest that one should be started. a person known as Toast, is most often of an outgoing personality and is quick to facilitate the delinquency of others. a Toast, is typically very creative and deep, whilst being approachable and friendly. People known as Toast may have a bad reputation as a lame stoner, but a Toast is much more than your common stoner. a Toast often possesses intelligence that one might find hard to believe, the limits to this intelligence are not known at this time. a Toast is a person to cherish and love. If you know a Toast, stay close and in touch with that person.
1. Wow, have you seen Toast today? I can't believe he survived that party.
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you
2. Hey I'm Toast, the stoner who can help you
by Regis February 21, 2008
A MUCH better way to say toats, or totally. But don't use it in front of hispanic men named Roger-they might get confused.
by ¡EVA! October 25, 2008
noun /tōst/
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
The product of an individual failing to properly wipe after defecation, and little flakes of feces begin to dry and harden around the anus, which when scraped by a butter knife can produce scratchy sound and brown crumbs similar to toasted bread.
A female is capable of creating a brand of "Salmon Toast", in which she incompletely wipes herself back to front after defecation, with the resulting fecal matter mixing with her urine and vaginal fluids to form toast with a pungent and fishy aroma. Once per month a female can improve the formula to create "Salmon Toast With Jam".
Seth badly wanted some chocolate milk, but seeing as he had run out of Ovaltine to flavor his milk, decided to drop his trousers and enhance it with his own toast instead.
by Papa Dwarf September 11, 2020
An old women (often an old skank), not a GILF nor a MILF, who smoked and drink too much and whose voice sound like a mix of an exhaust pipe and a rusty chainsaw on a chalkboard.
-Bill (ironicly): "Man, you got some success with the lady. This fine cougar over there keep giving you look"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
-Tom (Realizing who Bill is talking about): "Ha man! Look at this toast! She's probably a 100 years old and still behave like if she was a teen slut!"
by Max Big Dog December 30, 2010