Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.

I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.

by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021

Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021