Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009

adopter-in-law

Spouse's adopter.

Adopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Adopt Me

A roblox that used to be a good RPG game where you adopt kids but now its more like scam me or Pay for me since young kids don't know better than to get scammed and if you don't spend robux on the game, you are technically a noob in that game.

Friend: Can I borrow some robux?
Me: Sorry, I spent it all on adopt me
Friend: Well can I have the pets?
Me: I got scammed again
Friend: you stupid MF

by AdoptMeSucks June 6, 2023

you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!

bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021

Adopt Me!

A game full of trust traders and scammers, retarded little children wondering why their ipad is overheating after playing the game doing nothing but playing the game for 12 hours straight, autistic retards just mindlessly trading their common dog.
from roblox.
**I am also autistic so i dont need no hate just saying**

Mentally Disabled Ill retarded child with down syndrome: ADOPT ME! EUGHGEGHHHHEGHH

by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021

adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.

"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"

by learsi bottom June 5, 2020