Vladimir Puttin

A dick being farted on

Guys gets eroused by getting his dick being farted on is a Vladimir Puttin

by Trich5461 June 26, 2021

Vladimir

A girls best friend. Will always be there for u, has the best music taste there is. Style immaculate. Short as fuck

Vladimir is not used in sentences

by Glock glock November 21, 2021

Vladimir Putin

A man who declared war with Ukraine and uses "I have cancer" as an excuse to justify his actions.

Vladimir Putin uses the idea that he's on the brink of death as an excuse to invade Ukraine, yet thousands of innocent Ukrainians have been killed as a result of his actions.....

by UltimateDoge May 27, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.

Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.

by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022