Thomas

Thomas is a big ass ugly monster lookin guy. Thomas is very hairy and look like an autistic ogre. Although he is as ugly as a dried up piece of shit, he is a king of the ice. When it comes to hockey, no one stops him in his league. When Thomas was a teen his was ripped as fuck and looked like a 30 year old rapist but acted like a 6 year old. This Italian motherfucker sure likes to eat. You put a desk near his mouth it will be gone before he grows his next beard. Oh but don't forget about the girls. Thomas attracts far chicks that squeal like pigs but Thomas never dates them because he eats them before he knows what they look like.

"Thomas stop trying to eat the tv. I know it look yummy but you'll die" - Bob

"I don't care" - Thomas

by Secretname12345 May 31, 2017

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A Thomas is that one autistic kid in your life who's also unimaginably retarded and genuinely believes he's Wario.

Look at that retard smacking his ass in front of a girl like Wario. He's such a Thomas.

by Omnipotent Toot December 7, 2019

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Thomas is a daddy who loves to dominate little girls

Damn he’s such a Thomas

by Maggeoli December 4, 2017

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Thomas is a really really kind and considerate person. He's easy to get along with and is really good at singing and dance \ he's not very sporty tho . He will always be there for you when you need help so never hesitate to ask. He is nice to everyone even people who are horrible to him. Basically the kindest person I have ever encountered . Trustworthy and religous. So cool and intelligent

person 1:Yo I heard that Thomas was really cool I wanna try and be his friends

Person 2 (Eleanor) : YeAh YoU tOtAlLy ShOulD

by Elma 😂 July 2, 2019

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